I Think Extreme Metal Bands Should do add jingles

[Gutted]

That would be cool.

Blast beats and gruff vocals selling say - Pepsi:

Peeepsi, the choooooice of a deeeaaad generation.
PEPSIiiiiiiiiii...

Abbath should be the official voice of make up commercials...
EASSSSSSSSSSSY!
BREEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZY!
BEEEEEAUUUUTIFULLLLLLLLL!
COOOOOOOOOLLLLLOOOOOOOOR GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL!